I'm Violetta

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theclassyissue:

and make love to me afterward

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sexquestionsfromseventhgraders:

Why do we have to learn about the reproductive system when these boys are immature?

Girls win.

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sexquestionsfromseventhgraders:

Is Trojan the best for protection? 

No. Liam Neeson is the best for protection.

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Not sure if you actually want to watch film

Or just want to have sex

meaganmuffins:

GPOY

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#goodadvice

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Look at you… #goodadvice

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"Researchers interviewed 434 young couples and found that 40 percent of the time, one partner thought the relationship was sexually exclusive while the other had no clue there was such an agreement" [Journal of Sex Research via Men's Health]

Durex - To all those who use our competitiors’ products: Happy Father’s Day

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healthyandskinny:

“Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once you’re fucked.”

That’s life. 

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cisforcrackwhore:

can not be unseen

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WIN!

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